What to say during sex
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
Grade School, 1975
these 8 year olds have better style than i do
Bed views the last 2 mornings.
Heart eyes forever and always
where are all the beautiful latino men in tampa?
Isn’t that just the plot of tfios?
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir